March 2012
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If you stand
there long enough the air will thicken
with dusk and...
– Philip Levine, from “How to Get There” (via proustitute)
Men are like cigarettes. I only want one when I’m drunk.
– Helen Smith, Being Light (via lastdaysofmagic)
February 2012
104 posts
If I wanted the government in my womb, I’d fuck a senator.
– Senator Judy Eason McIntyre; Tulsa, OK (via supcakes)
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just in case you didn't know
starting to reread a book like The Hunger Games at midnight is still a bad idea. ‘one more chapter’ turned into 6 more chapters.
Hand Crafted In Virginia: What Moving On Is Like →
handcraftedinvirginia:
‘Moving on is like this: one day you forget the taste. The next, you forget the smell. Then the touch. Then the laugh. Then the smile. Then the jokes. Then the eyes, the hair, the hands, the feet. You forget the socks. You forget the fingers, the toes, the sex. You forget the pulses, the beats, the rhythms and how you sometimes felt like they all belonged to you. You...
ok
j/k
j/k
i missed my old username
So, I call you out
Just to feel a little bit better about myself.
dentist: im going to put this sharp metal object in your mouth okay
me: *gums start bleeding*
dentist: this wouldnt happen if you flossed
BLOGGING via TYPEWRITER.: Stephen Colbert's... →
inothernews:
This cashtaculous sellout is not quite enough — I’m demanding more branding of Loraxian stuff! With what you can buy, boy, the sky is the limit — A Filet-O-Fish meal with real hummingfish in it! Filmmakers, get cracking! The market is lacking a splendiferous Lorax-themed drill…
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Me: Could you guys start putting your food away in the kitchen? It makes it stink.
Unnamed roommate/relative: LIKE YOU'RE PERFECT, KATELYN
Me: o_o;;